Commentaries on Justin Schultz, the Penguins targeting Parise, the latest on Paul Statsny, Dale Tallon’s rebuilding efforts in Florida, awkward draft rookie photos and more.

ANAHEIM CALLING: Jen Neale is understandably upset at Justin Schultz spurning the Anaheim Ducks to sell himself via free agency to the highest bidder.

PENSION PLAN PUPPETS: Layeth the smackdown upon a Toronto Star columnist for failing to understand how the CBA works regarding offer sheets and Cory Schneider.

DEEBO’s SPORTS SMACK: Isn’t convinced the addition of the Penguins into the potential Zach Parise sweepstakes could make it more difficult for the Red Wings to sign him.

Stastny remains a fixture in Avalanche trade rumors.

MILE HIGH HOCKEY: David Driscoll-Carignan points out Paul Stastny is still with the Avalanche.

LITTER BOX CATS: Ryan Meier wonders if Panthers GM Dale Tallon can build upon this season’s success. If he manages to bring back Roberto Luongo, I say, “yes”.

GREATEST HOCKEY LEGENDS: Joe Pelletier looks back at the career of NHL Hall of Famer Fern Flaman, who passed away last Friday at the age of 85.

PUCK DADDY: The 10 most awkward 2012 NHL Draft rookie photos.

DOWN GOES BROWN: The comedic genius of hockey funniest blog has an honest-to-goodness book coming out.